Archive for July, 2009
When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Just Like Heidi Fleiss
Little girls have big dreams; teacher, ballerina, prime minister of the world, rainbow fairy, Queen. This is sort of what my short list looked like, actually, not all that long ago (still pint-sized, remember; only 30). Recently though, I spent a bit of time with my Life Coach, the famed Sheri Hartman, refining the list, [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )The Ugly Truth
Women marry men hoping to change them while men marry women hoping they’ll never change. This, my friends, IS the Ugly Truth. So, what do we do with things that are ugly? We give them an extreme makeover, of course. Now I’m not suggesting that we try and change the men and women we’re sharing [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Careerist By Day, Goat Cheese Peddler By Night?
Today, nearly 2 million American women are working 2 jobs. Considering the current economic climate and the shameful fact that women are still only earning 70% of what their male counterparts are, it really is no wonder. This month (although it is July, its August in magazine world), a very popular women’s mag, published a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Beyonce’s Stupid Feminist Dialogue
In our fast-paced, high octane, desensitized world where what’s cool today is dirt tomorrow and where we fuel a project (all the better if it has human emotion) with every ounce of expectation, admiration and applause, only to eventually overthrow it and beat it with the weapon that is fickle pop culture, Destiny’s prodigal Child [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Wrinkly Scrotum Broker
I’ve been called many things in my 30 years. The obvious Simone, Mrs. Dadoun-Cohen, Mommy, come wipe me (really, all in one breath), hey gorgeous, bitch (in that girlfriend –like “I want what you have“ sort of way) and bitch (in that jealous and insecure “I want what you have” sort of way); oh the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Welcome To My World
Long overdue, I know; but between maintaining all of our beautiful homes, raising our 3 silly kids, my hectic volunteering schedule, shooting my new television series, loving my darling husband, the King of all EstablishedMen and of course, running EstablishedMen.com, I’ve been a tad bit busy. I haven’t forgotten any of you though and have [...]
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